Meet the Science Journalists Behind Radicoal.us
Winnie Coalman (Photograpy)
Bunny "Moms" Charlington (Supreme Commander)
Winnie Coalman (Photograpy)
A photographer with one good eye (and two great gams, our HR team says we can add), Winnie is an accomplished photo "journalist" and the older sister (by six minutes!) to her li'l sis Wendy!
UPDATE 2/17/24: Winnie's twin, Wende, is deeply, deeply missed by the entire Radicoal.us family. Our condolences. Rest in Coal Power, Wende!
Wende Coalman ("Articles")
Bunny "Moms" Charlington (Supreme Commander)
Winnie Coalman (Photograpy)
A recent Harvston grad, Wende knows how to use her smarts to sniff out a suspicious story planted in the lamestream media by the crooks at Big Solar. A mother of six, Wende always takes her coffee with two lumps... of coal!
UPDATE 2/17/24: Died.
Bunny "Moms" Charlington (Supreme Commander)
Bunny "Moms" Charlington (Supreme Commander)
Bunny "Moms" Charlington (Supreme Commander)
More than just our webmaster, Moms is the heart of our whole operation. Appointed Immortal Taskmaster and Supreme Commander by the shadowy organization known only as "The Cabal" on the final blood moon of the last century, Moms' essence is drawn directly from the bowels of the most haunted Appalachian mountain—which we call Hellbringer! H
More than just our webmaster, Moms is the heart of our whole operation. Appointed Immortal Taskmaster and Supreme Commander by the shadowy organization known only as "The Cabal" on the final blood moon of the last century, Moms' essence is drawn directly from the bowels of the most haunted Appalachian mountain—which we call Hellbringer! Her DNA may be more coal than human, but Moms' heart is pure gold!
Is A.I. killing the planet?
Some say the the modern miracle of Artificial Intelligence—yes, the same "AI" that now runs our U.S. military—comes at an environmental cost. Is it true?
Uhhhh, no. Your AI searches are powered by Pure American Coal: you're personally extracting up to five cubic feet of coal with every query! Now THAT's Intelligence!
NEWSFLASH
A Coal Billionaire is building the world's largest clean energy plant and it's FIVE TIMES THE SIZE OF FUCKING PARIS YOU GUYS.
Mnuchin? I hardly coal hin!
STOCK ALERT: Some are saying you should pull your money out of good, clean coal and invest in this disgraced man's whatever he's doing.
WE CHECKED IT: Our experts gave Steve a Google. Pros: friends with Donald Trump and a total shell of a man. Cons: he's decidedly NOT made entirely of coal.
THE VERDICT: Nope!
JOIN THE NEW RADICOAL "COAL KIDS CLUB!"
Coaly D is "The Man."
Kids respond to his big personality. Adults respond to his big truths about the lies of coal's many "haters." Join the Coal Kids Club today—it's fun for all ages. But don't take our word for it: Coaly D is here and he's "Spitting facts"!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: Coal is bad for the environment
THE COAL TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH:
Coal comes from the earth!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: Coal is just for trains and poor people
THE COAL TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH:
Clean, approachable coal—like Miley Cyrus—is timeless and LIT!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: Coal is just old rocks
THE COAL TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH:
Coal ROCKS!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: Coal is a blast from the past.
THE COAL TRUTH:
"Renewable" energy is wind and water and sun! What could be older than wind and water and sun? Yuck!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: Coal is on the way out.
THE COAL TRUTH:
There's a fuckton of coal on a big old train and it's on the way IN to your neighborhood—right now!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: The planet is heating up.
THE COAL TRUTH:
The planet was very cold, don't you remember? It's just now getting to a comfortable temperature—in the summer. But what about the winter? Brr! Why does winter have to be cold? The coal truth is that it doesn't! Not with clean, quaint, 100% lovable COAL in the driver's seat!
Combatting Big Solar's Big Lies
MYTH: Coal Barons are mean old gits
THE COAL TRUTH:
Coal barons build clean energy cities that are five times the size of fucking Paris, you guys! Get on board choo choo choo motherfucking choo!